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雷霆总经理用一袋土豆换来了甜瓜

点击: 2017-09-30

今日凌晨,雷霆用坎特,麦克德莫特和一个2018年公牛的次轮选秀权从尼克斯得到球星安东尼,这打劫一般的交易引爆了社交网络,美国球迷对于雷霆总经理普雷斯蒂的操作赞不绝口,也对NBA生意的无情而感叹,让我们来看看他们具体都说了哪些有意思的看法!

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骑士球迷alrightimhere: Kanter: "OKC is the best organization in the NBA."

OKC trades him

坎特:“雷霆是NBA最好的球队。”

雷霆交易了他。

无主队ansonneo:Isaiah Thomas: "Celtics is the best organization in the NBA."

Celtics trades him

GOAT OFFSEASON EVARRRRR

伊赛亚-托马斯:“凯尔特人是NBA最好的球队。”

凯尔特人交易了他。

史上最强休赛期。

无主队trey_four: "Will Kanter be able to travel to Canada and Mexico to play without his passport?"

OKC: "We got everything figured out"

Kanter gets traded

“坎特没有了护照,他能随队去加拿大和墨西哥吗?”

雷霆:“我们都安排好了。”

坎特被交易了。

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无主队rome9bc: This trade doesn’t work on 2K18.

这交易在2K18里都行不通。

尼克斯球迷StyrieCurving: We just traded melo for a bag of potatoes

我们刚刚用甜瓜换了一袋子土豆。

开拓者球迷_Quetzalcoatlus_ : How does OKC keep getting teams to agree to these shit deals?!?! Lol

雷霆是怎么让其他球队一直答应这样的狗屁交易的啊?哈哈哈?

湖人球迷Jayveesac: I'm sure Presti has blackmail material for almost every executive. Shit's

我确信普雷斯蒂手里有其他经理的把柄,这太精彩了

凯尔特人球迷Fozzy24: The Thunder are really gonna trade Oladipo, Sabonis, Kanter and McDermott for Paul George and Carmelo Anthony aren’t they? This is fucking wild

雷霆等于是用奥拉迪波、萨博尼斯、坎特和麦克德莫特换来了乔治和安东尼,对吗?这真塔码狂野。

雷霆球迷Bino19: PRESTI PRETTY MUCH TURNED CAMERON PAYNE INTO CARMELO LMAO.

普雷斯蒂几乎就是把卡梅隆-佩恩变成了卡梅隆-安东尼

雷霆球迷eatapenny: Presti could actually turn a paperclip into a car via a series of trades

普雷斯蒂可以通过一系列交易把一枚回形针变成一辆车。

无主队xDsmiLesCx: The only thing left for OKC to do is trade Semaj Christian and Kyle Singler for leBron James

OKC剩下要做的事情就是用塞马耶-克里斯顿和凯尔-辛格勒去换来勒布朗-詹姆斯

相关阅读>>>预定最佳GM?雷霆总经理普雷斯蒂今夏神操作

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雄鹿球迷treyyx: OH SHIT GOAT OFFSEASON

噢谢特史上最强休赛期!

小牛球迷Dark-Cuban: MY DICK OUT

我的鸡儿掉了

掘金球迷Th3Greyhound: ALL DICK OUT

所有人的鸡儿都掉了

湖人球迷ZedsShadow: WHAT THE FUCK RIGHT NOW

这都是在干什么!

凯尔特人球迷pleasesayavailable: CAN WE FUCK RIGHT NOW?

我们现在能干吗?

波什球迷12-apg: If you'd told me a year ago that Carmelo Anthony and Paul George would be in a Thunder uniform I would not believe you

如果你一年前告诉我,安东尼和乔治都会穿上雷霆球衣,我才不会相信你

阿里纳斯球迷skinsballr: And that the Thunder Big Three of Russell Westbrook + James Harden + Kevin Durant would become Westbrook + Paul George + Carmelo Anthony half-a-decade later, I would definitely wonder what you are smoking!

如果你告诉我威少哈登KD的组合在五年后会变成威少泡椒甜瓜,我会怀疑你是不是抽了什么假烟!

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小牛球迷itspossible: BREAKING - OKC formally files request to have 2 balls in play instead of 1.

突发新闻:雷霆正式向联盟申请在比赛里加一个球!

尤因球迷bigfashionmeme: At least they can have Russ off the court and still get NBA level offense

至少他们现在在威少下场之后还能保持NBA水准的进攻

威少球迷redblade13: Brutal af! That bench had a family.

太残暴了!那些板凳球员还有家人啊!

雷霆球迷BandDirectorOK: Their family was -10000 without Russ on the floor last season.

他们的家人在上赛季威少休息时输掉了一万分。

波什球迷12-apg: RIP Enes Kanter

安息吧坎特

无主队LadeniferJadaniston-: That man had a family

坎特也有家人啊!

凯尔特人球迷yabanci: Not really they disowned him.

不算还有,他们断绝了关系

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凯尔特人球迷bustedracquet: That's how you make sure Westbrook signs his 5-year extension.

这就是让威少和你续约五年的办法

湖人球迷Dongsquad420BlazeIt: Or all 3 leave and sign with the Lakers

或者他们三个都离开然后签约我湖?

活塞球迷yarrine11: LBJ-Russ-PG-Melo-Lopez Lonzo as 6th man

勒布朗、威少、泡椒、甜瓜、洛佩兹,鲍尔第六人

凯尔特人球迷Ifuckinglovebball: Nah Lonzo would for sure start over LeBron, better fit

不,鲍尔应该代替勒布朗先发,更合适

小牛球迷JglBadger: LeBron Starting Center

勒布朗打先发中锋吧

邓肯球迷Smellmyhand: Y’all both dumb, Bron is the coach

你们都是傻子,勒布朗会是主教练

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来源:Reddit

整理:泰拳警告

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