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詹姆斯只穿浴巾和卢共处一室后 骑士6胜0负

点击: 2018-01-08

今日的比赛可谓精彩纷呈,高潮迭起,有强强对抗,有连胜终结,有不可思议的绝杀,有华丽至极的数据,众星云集,神仙打架,而今天的比赛当然也吸引了大洋彼岸球迷们的热烈关注,来看看他们又有哪些奇思妙想,语不惊人死不休!

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比赛:雷霆108-91勇士;

杜兰特和威少赛中冲突,顶头互喷垃圾话!

[LAL]give_me_taquitos:This is like r/nba's wet dream

这镜头只在直播吧吧友的“春梦了无痕”里出现过……竟然真的发生了!

[–]JoeyBrickz:r/NBA collectively ejaculates

然后吧友们集体高潮了!

[–]ColdWorldGotHotter:Melo had the perfect face lmao.

安东尼在旁边的表情笑尿我了!

[–]YOMOMSBABYDADDY:Please for the love of god let these two teams meet each other in the playoffs.

我在佛前苦苦求了五百年,让这两支队伍在季后赛相遇吧!

[OKC] IncaseAce:Russ looked like he wasn’t having any of it. And then he had some of it.

威少看起来根本不在乎杜兰特。但实际上他还是在乎的。

[OKC] ChiefBigGay:Paul creeping in there to lay KD out if it got dirty.

乔治站在威少和杜兰特中间确保两人不会继续冲突,或者亲上……

[–]CBCN:Lonzo Ball disapproves.

球哥:这里没我事儿吧?那我走了啊!

[BOS]goofygoober2:We’ve come full circle..

我的下一站:雷霆!(如上图)

[–]LakersMY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME:Steve Curry sits out another 4th quarter

库里继续三节打卡下班……

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比赛:火箭125-95大胜掘金,巴莫特正负值+57!

[–]HornetsYizWasHere:How the fuck....And Will Barton was -42, lmao

哎呦我了个大艹……还有巴顿将军的正负值-42,我湿了。

[–]Celticsbustedracquet:More hilarious was that Malik Beasley, on the Nuggets, was +17 in 8 minutes.

更牛比的是掘金队马利克-比斯利的正负值竟然是+17!

[–]Rocketsmagecombat54:Yeah nuggets went on an insane run at the end. think it was like 20-0 in just 3 or 4 mins. Cut the lead down to 30. Nearly gave me a heart attack thought we were about to choke

是的,掘金最后时刻打出一波高潮,好像是3-4分钟的时间就打出一波20-0,一下子就将分差追到仅仅只有30分了!我天,我当时吓尿了,我以为我们要输了!

[–]kennythegoat:its simply unreal what him and Cp were doing together on the floor

看看巴莫特,再看看快船队,简直是超现实。

[–]San Diego Clippersfrostyfries:I hate my life

向我开炮吧……生无可恋

[–][MIN] Andrew Wigginsbssbronzie:bobby brown with the 0/0/0 and -17 in 8 minutes, in a game won by 30 points. Legendary performance

鲍比-布朗,历史上首位在球队赢得30分的比赛中贡献0分0板0助攻,正负值-17的球员,你他娘的也是个人才!

【GIF】保罗秀超级酷炫运球绝技,背后运球假传真投!

[–][TOR] Delon Wrightredsnake1377:wtf that shit fooled me. what just happened?

我尼玛这什么鬼东西,到底发生了什么?

[–][TOR] Fred VanVleetSmugleaf_Raptors2012:Chris Paul: Mindfucker

克里斯-保罗:秀,天秀,陈独秀,蒂花之秀,造化钟神秀……我头晕

[–]PelicansGood_NewsEveryone:This just in: Chris Paul still the point God

插播一条消息:保罗仍然是控卫之神!

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【GIF】周琦血帽钱德勒!送他上天!

[–]Hoops_Junkie2:Everybody wants to see Zhou Qi be successful. Man literally has NO haters.

看起来每个人都想看到周琦成功,这小伙几乎没什么黑子黑他。

[–][LAL] Coby KarlCaptMarvel23:Haha Harden

哈哈,哈登的表情真逗。

[–][MIN] Tyus JonesBentumbo:if Chandler had any vision he would've gotten an easy assist lol

如果钱德勒能看得到前面的话他就能送出一个轻松的助攻了,可惜他看不到,遮天蔽日的大帽!

[–][HOU] Robert HorryMugiMartin:He also made a beautiful pass to Harden in transition for an easy score. I love his defense, and he's only 21.

他之前还在转换中给哈登送出一记精妙的助攻,我爱他防守端的表现,而且他才21岁啊!

[–]Rocketskoshyguy:His defense is so fucking good.He's like a Rudy Gobert that shoots 3s.

他的防守真TM好!他就像一个会投三分的戈贝尔

[–]RocketsmzXuan:THE GREAT WALL

中国新长城!

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比赛:热火104-98凯尔特人,终结凯尔特人16连胜

[–]Heatairus92:Dion Waiters knows the world isn't flat because he can see it revolving around him every day.

维爸爸知道地球不是平的,因为整个世界每天都在围着他转。

[–][BOS] Shaquille O'NealSer_Dingus:the dion 3 that went in off the top of the backboard was the shot that broke the streak

维爸爸从篮板上面投进了一个三分,杀死比赛终结连胜!

[–]CelticsiAmTheRealLange:Looks like Kyrie finally got his d**k s**ked.

欧文终于让他的“大diao”得偿夙愿

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888:Miami: Fellatio Capital of America!

迈阿密:美国咬中心

[–][ORL] Tracy McGradyDadAssTho:

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比赛:骑士119-109篮网,詹姆斯末节23分!

[–][CLE] Steve KerrMeo280:The Cavs have won 6 straight games ever since LeBron went into Lue’s office with nothing but a towel on.

自从上一次詹姆斯什么都没穿裹着条浴巾就进了卢的办公室之后,骑士6胜0负!

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater:18 STRAIGHT POINTS IN THREE AND A HALF MINUTES What the fuck

3分半钟,连得18分!日了狗了!

[–]Netsmetjetnet:It may have been a loss, but I'm glad we're good enough now to summon angry LeBron.

虽然最后还是输了,但是我还是很高兴我们召唤出来了被激怒的勒布朗。

(节选自Reddit NBA/吉吉编译)

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